Everything Hurts T-Shirt

Is your life a constant symphony of eye rolls and groans, courtesy of your own dad jokes? Then embrace the cringe-worthy comedy with this Everything Hurts T-Shirt!

This hilarious tee is the ultimate ode to punny dads (and anyone who secretly loves a good groan-inducing joke). With the bold declaration “My body may be falling apart, but my jokes are still top-notch!” printed across the front, you’re guaranteed to elicit laughter (and maybe a few groans) wherever you go.

Made from comfy cotton that’s as soft as your dad’s attempts at explaining quantum mechanics, this Everything Hurts T-Shirt is the perfect way to celebrate the joys (and pains) of fatherhood. Ditch the ibuprofen and grab this tee, because laughter truly is the best medicine (except maybe actual medicine, don’t skip that).

Here’s why you need this Everything Hurts T-Shirt:

• Pun-tastic design: Hilarious message will resonate with any dad joke enthusiast.
• Comfy and stylish: Made from soft cotton for all-day wear.
• Perfect gift: Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or just because.
• Conversation starter: Guaranteed to break the ice and get the laughs flowing.
• Available in a range of dad-bod-friendly sizes: Find the perfect fit for every punny papa.

So don’t suffer in silence! Order your Everything Hurts T-Shirt today and let the groans (and laughter) begin!

P.S. We won’t tell anyone if you secretly enjoy the groans as much as the laughs.

Here are some additional features to consider:

• Crew neck style
• Short sleeves
• Available in sizes S-3XL
• Machine washable
• Eco-friendly printing

 

Additional features:

• Available in sizes S-3XL
• Crew neck style
• Short sleeves
• Machine washable
• Eco-friendly printing

 

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Width, in	18	20	21.97	23.98	25.99	28
Length, in	28.51	29.49	30.52	31.5	32.52	33.51
Sleeve length, in	7.25	7.76	8.23	8.75	9.26	9.77

 

 

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Payment:

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Handling & Shipping :
United States   : 3-7 business days.
Canada: 5-14 business days.
Everywhere Else: 7-20 business days.

The items will be shipped using USPS by airmail Post Office.

 

 

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Return Policy :

When the carrier returns an undeliverable package to us, we’ll issue a full refund or the items were damaged due to the shipment process.

Please check the sizes before you purchase and compare them with your own shirt.

If you have any other questions feel free to message us and get back to you within 24 hours.

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