Let Me Check My Giveashitometer Nope Still Nothing White Glossy Mug

The Giveashitometer Mug: Measure Your F*cks with Hilarious Accuracy (Image of a hand holding the mug, the “Giveashitometer” gauge clearly visible)

Life’s a never-ending buffet of bullsh*t, isn’t it? Between work drama, family feuds, and that neighbor who blasts polka music at 2 AM, it’s hard to know where to direct your precious f*cks.

Introducing The Giveashitometer Mug: your daily dose of sassy reality and the most hilariously accurate gauge of your f*ck-giving capacity.

This isn’t your grandma’s inspirational mug. Forget “Good vibes only” and embrace the liberating power of not giving a damn.

Here’s why you (and your equally cynical friends) need this mug:

• 11oz of pure f*ck-it-all bliss: Fill it with your beverage of choice (coffee, tea, tequila, no judgment) and let the meter guide your day. (Image of the mug filled with coffee, the “Giveashitometer” needle hovering in the “Meh” zone)
• Microwave and dishwasher safe: Because even cynics deserve convenience. (Image of the mug safely nestled in a dishwasher)
• High-quality ceramic construction: Built to withstand the heat of your morning rage and the icy stares of those who still believe in unicorns. (Image of a close-up of the mug’s smooth ceramic surface with the “Giveashitometer” design clearly visible)
• Bold, sarcastic lettering: “Giveashitometer? More like Giveashitometer, amirite?” Yes, we read your mind. (Image of a person holding the mug, the “Giveashitometer” gauge pointing to the “Zero F*cks Given” zone)

But wait, there’s more! The Giveashitometer isn’t just a funny mug; it’s a conversation starter (or ender, depending on your mood). Prepare for:

• Intrigued glances: Your coworkers will wonder what secrets this mysterious gauge holds. (Image of two colleagues looking curiously at the mug held by one of them)
• Knowing nods: Fellow cynics will silently acknowledge your struggle and offer a fist bump of solidarity. (Image of two people giving each other a fist bump while holding their respective “Giveashitometer” mugs)
• Burst of laughter: Because let’s be honest, sometimes the only way to deal with life’s BS is to laugh at it. (Image of a person laughing hysterically while holding the mug, the “Giveashitometer” needle bouncing between “Zero F*cks Given” and “OMG This Is Ridiculous”)

So go ahead, ditch the toxic positivity and embrace your inner realist with The Giveashitometer Mug. It’s time to reclaim your sanity, one sarcastic sip at a time.

P.S. This mug also makes a fantastic gift for the over-achiever in your life. Just saying.

This sturdy mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever hot beverage you enjoy. It’s glossy white and yields vivid prints that retain their quality when dish-washed and microwaved. Add a graphic of your choice and add this best-seller to your store, so others can enjoy your magical designs too!

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

Disclaimer: The White Glossy Mug may vary slightly in size by up to +/- 0.1″ (2 mm) due to the nature of the production process. These variations are normal and won’t affect your mug’s quality or functionality.

This product is made on demand. No minimums.