Unleash Your Inner Intro-Pup with the “Wears Black, Loves Dogs, Avoids People” Tee!
Tired of small talk and yearning for the unconditional love of a furry friend? This tee is your spirit animal in fabric form. Embrace your inner darkness and celebrate your canine companions with this hilariously relatable statement shirt.
Here’s why you (and your dog) need this tee:
- It’s a badge of honor for introverts: Own your social awkwardness with pride! This tee lets the world know you’d rather cuddle with your pup than engage in forced conversations.
- Dog lovers, unite!: Finally, a shirt that speaks to your unwavering devotion to all things floof and slobbery. Show your canine crew some love and represent the #DogPerson squad with humor.
- A conversation starter (on your terms): This tee guarantees giggles and eye rolls, opening the door for fellow introverts and dog enthusiasts to reveal themselves. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend (human or canine!).
- Premium comfort, effortless style: Crafted from ultra-soft fabric, this tee is as comfy as curling up with your pup on a rainy day. Plus, the sleek black design complements any outfit, whether you’re rocking skinny jeans and combat boots or pajamas and fuzzy slippers (no judgment here!).
- The perfect gift for the dark and devoted: Skip the boring flowers and generic coffee mugs! This tee is the ideal present for introverts, dog moms/dads, goth enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers paw prints to fingerprints.
So ditch the social pressure and embrace your inner dog-loving, people-avoiding self with this hilarious and relatable tee. You’ll be thanking us (and your pup) later!
P.S. Bonus points for pairing this tee with your dog’s matching “My Human Wears Black & Avoids People” bandana. Talk about the ultimate friendship statement!
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |||
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Width, in | 18 | 20 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.99 | 28 | ||
Length, in | 28.51 | 29.49 | 30.52 | 31.5 | 32.52 | 33.51 | ||
Sleeve length, in | 7.25 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.75 | 9.26 | 9.77 |
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Handling & Shipping :
United States : 3-7 business days.
Canada: 5-14 business days.
Everywhere Else: 7-20 business days.
The items will be shipped using USPS by airmail Post Office.
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